While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment:
Here goes:
· Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
· God's Mennonite Church
· Guided Missiles Church
· JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
· Healing Has Begun Ministry
· God's Own Ministry
· The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D
· Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
· Huricane Miracle Ministry
· Healing Tsunami Ministry
· Satan in Trouble Ministry
· Fire for Fire Ministry
· Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos.
· My guess is they're affiliated with NATO
· FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
· Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
· The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
· Jesus Heal Ministry
· Face to face ministry
· Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
· Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
· By fire By Fire Ministry
· HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
· David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
· House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
· JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
· OPM - Other people's money (PH)
· God in action ministries
· Moving mountain gospel church
· MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
· Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Langbasa)
· Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D
· HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
· HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
· JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D
· Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
· Accredited Church of God
· Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D
· Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
· Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
· LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
· Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
· God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" :D
· Fire burn ministries
· JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
· Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
· Old time religion ministry
· Strong Hand of God ministry
· Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
· Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil
· KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
· Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
· SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
· Perfect Christianity Ministry
· Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
Elshaddai shall not die ministries ...pls note Powered by...lolz
