REAL CHURCH NAMES IN NIGERIA!!!

A friend sent this to me... I tot you could do with a smile/laugh today...

While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment:

Here goes:

· Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)

· God's Mennonite Church

· Guided Missiles Church


· JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'

· Healing Has Begun Ministry

· God's Own Ministry

· The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know) :D

· Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)

· Huricane Miracle Ministry

· Healing Tsunami Ministry

· Satan in Trouble Ministry

· Fire for Fire Ministry

· Guided Missiles Church === saw this one myself here in Lagos.
· My guess is they're affiliated with NATO



· FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)

· Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel



· The Yoke Must Broke Ministry

· Jesus Heal Ministry

· Face to face ministry

· Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace

· Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)

· By fire By Fire Ministry

· HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES

· David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)

· House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)

· JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY

· OPM - Other people's money (PH)

· God in action ministries

· Moving mountain gospel church

· MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD

· Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Langbasa)

· Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You" :D :D :D

· HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)

· HIGH TENSION MINISTRY

· JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word :D

· Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry

· Accredited Church of God

· Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!) :D

· Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated

· Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State

· LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God



· Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin

· God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" :D

· Fire burn ministries

· JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt

· Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta

· Old time religion ministry

· Strong Hand of God ministry

· Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.

· Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil

· KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan

· Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin

· SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS

· Perfect Christianity Ministry

· Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries



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